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Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009
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nigga knocking

You Run up to a random person's house and kick their door as hard as you can, then you run.

Similar to Ding Dong Ditching.
Me and Dave went Nigga knocking for two hours last night.
by Ryan Higgins July 4, 2007
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Knocking at the back door

When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.
Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Knocking Glove

A glove like garment worn on one's hand and forearm, most commonly used by those visiting the Jelly Fox.

The concept was founded by an ancient Prince of Arabia (Prince Angwba) who used the knocking glove to prevent damaging his expensive jewel-laden porcelain door.

Although rarely used in modern Britain, the knocking glove has seen a surprising resurgence in recent years. Indeed some believe the glove has the potential to find a concrete place in society; it will soon become common practice and courtesy to use the knocking glove when knocking on a friend or relative's door.
Little Chrissie (to Claw): "Put your knocking glove on Claw"
by The Jelly Fox October 10, 2012
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knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.
With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.
by BaconMastert November 21, 2016
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Knocking

A word used to Describe a loud stereo system.
Man, that motherfucker is knocking.
by Onlyfuckedfromtheback April 21, 2021
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turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey
Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.
by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014
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