mega klutz 

someone is very stupid and clumsy

wow that joe is a mega klutz

mega klutz by neha's hot gay friend October 1, 2022

KLUTCH 

KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.

Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.

KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

kluting 

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

kutzak 

A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.

Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak

kutzak by daywalker85 April 3, 2009

Sean Klitzner 

An amazing youtuber who tends to make funny jokes and causes many to JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS

Dude i just watched Sean Klitzner and i need to go change my pants...

Sean Klitzner by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012

klutzfuckery 

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.

Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!

klutzfuckery by Katatbat October 10, 2020

Kluther 

A word used to describe a person lacking both sophication and intelect. The word was derived in NEPA primarily Jefferson Twp. and is used in everyday verbal decrepencies with Big Joe.

That Matt Z. what a Kluther. He he had any brains he'd be dangerous.

Kluther by Mt.Cobb Militia November 15, 2011