kismif

Keep It Simple, Make It Fun

Matt is a dick because he doesnt know what KISMIF is

by Jush June 1, 2006

kismeth

See also kismet, is from Persian origin, was taken into Urdu, Hindi, Arabic and Turkish. It means fate destiny.kismet is a common name for girls and boys in Turkey and other oriental countries.

kismeth is a Hindi soap opera that airs on STAR One. The show is created by Durga Maa Telefilms and Kajal Jeswani.
kismeth is the name of a company in founding producing a serial 100 feet yacht.

by Kismeth June 14, 2008

kizmit

another word for faith...also my cat

us meeting was complete kizmit
yo kizmit is coming

by Kory kennedy March 15, 2008

Kimitza

The act of remaining sexually appealing in a given situation, meanwhile being completely lost and confused.

"She got off the bus and totally went Kimitza the rest of the way."

"It was Kimitza the way she couldn't find the address!"

by Mikky Malina June 11, 2009

Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.

I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."

by VicShuttee October 20, 2016

kirmit

anouther word for cum, or wank

coming from the youtube video where kirmit the frog watches, and wanks, to the video 2girls1cup

man i g2g, beggin for a kirmit, ill brb

by joerooke June 13, 2008

Kismet

Kismet is beautiful and intelligent. She is such a strong athlete and boys have huge crushes on her.

Wow she’s really athletic she’s a kismet

by Skshevjeosge April 6, 2019