burger king

Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
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burger king

A burger place I haven't eaten in for 5 years. Their fries have been remade several times and they still suck. Their burgers suck too aside from a few.
Burger king sucks, their new commercials with a guy in a King outfit is fucking scary.
by Oz April 20, 2005
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burger king

Once I ate a hamburger from them. That night I got bad diarrhea.
It was painful.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.
by Neptune's Fat Dick July 03, 2021
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Burger King

A burger ""store"" originating in the United States of Obesity, making people obese since 1953.
1. Carter went to burger king,now he weighs at an average of 40 tons of pure fat.
by TypicalLoggers August 07, 2022
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Burger King

the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.

burger king is superior in everyday

eat there

oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
by AI_Buni November 19, 2020
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Burger King

Terrible food made from human meat, disgusting cardboard fries, terrible breakfast and spicy sprite. Honestly The worst fast food restaurant to ever exist
Hey wanna go get some Burger King”
“No”
by FoodLover Ant89 December 20, 2020
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