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kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010
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Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003
In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,
by butters Ghost October 22, 2017
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kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"
by jokerpants May 17, 2011
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kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"
by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021
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kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.
as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together
by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023
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Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'
by Martinho August 31, 2013
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Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl
by aza_uk October 3, 2016
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