Kim

The last name of many, many Korean people. It's like Smith or Jones in English-speaking countries.

Hey, look! Everywhere there's a Kim! Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, Kim Young-sam, Kim Dae-jung...

by Shi Bin Rui April 12, 2004

Kim

Kim is a very weird girl. You can’t explain why she does the things she does, like carry a plastic baby fetus or throw oranges at people. She has her moments of being nice to you or other people, but most of the time she is very sarcastic towards you or others. But the worst thing to do towards a Kim is test her limits, if you do, well I wish you luck. Overall Kim is weird, aggressive at times, and kind sometimes.

Me: Who is that?
Person: That is Kim.
Me: The weird Kim? What makes her weird?
Person: She throws oranges and hands people a plastic baby fetus.
Me: Weirrrrrrd.....

by Maree13 October 26, 2019

kim

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

by pgss July 27, 2006

kim

Kim is a beautiful, loving and amazing person and mother! is loved by everyone she meets!!

you are an amazing person Kim!

by starcat1300 July 04, 2017

Kimmed

Constantly being told to shut up by an annoying, noise sensitive, light sleeping person.

"Yo! you just got kimmed!"

"Don't be so loud or you might get kimmed!"

by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011

Kimming

To roll.
Eating mass amounts of Ecstasy, and fucking random dudes.
Being Chubby.

I was kimming so hard last night.

by FostersRed April 30, 2010

kimming it

When ur so stupid and fake that everyone gets annoyed by u

Stupid hoe : omg im sooo bored lets go to taco bell
Girl : omg shut up you always are kimming it!
Stupid hoe : the fuck

by lady125 April 15, 2015