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Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.
"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."
by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009
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Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.
Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!
by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021
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Kristopher

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.
by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021
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Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021
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Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site
holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!
by kriiisss November 14, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
Kristopher fuck you nigg@
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher

Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
If you lose Kristopher, You are the dumbest person in the world
by EAngel November 23, 2021
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