keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

Keyser Soze

He is a legendary character from the movie: The Usual Suspectsof mysterious identity and mythical proportion, known for his incredibly extensive and unyeilding brutality.

Said of Keyser Soze:
"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

by Shadow1 November 29, 2006

Kester-bridge

A complex task that no one wants to do and is often forced on someone to complete, especially in a work environment. Often unnecessary, it is one person's duty left for another for to execute without benefit. Sometimes, a temporary "quick-fix" built to break down and eventually become someone else's problem.

My co-worker is always leaving all his kester-bridges for me to cross when he's not on schedule.

I feel bad for whoever is working monday. I built them a ton of kester-bridges to cross for me over the weekend.

by TheKurbinator October 5, 2013

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009