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Kearsten

A White-Asian best friend you will find at a highschool
I love to beat up Kearsten
by araki. March 13, 2023
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Kyrsten

Kyrsten is the prettiest girl in the world. No one compares to her. She’s so perfect and amazing there is no one on her level. She’s prettier than anything that exist in this universe. She is also the smartest, kindest and most lovely person ever.
Guy 1 - see that pretty girl? that’s kyrsten
guy 2 - OMG SHES SO PRETTY
by Dr.Monke :) March 27, 2023
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Frau Kersten

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011
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Keirsten Baker

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.
That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker
by K<3K March 17, 2013
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keirsten

keirsten is a whore
by hehebasil January 30, 2022
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kyrsten faith

1) kyrsten faith is a hot mess who loves dancing
2) a sexy cool hot mama who loves to have fun
3) totally bangable andsmushable
4) a hot, smushable singer who loves having fun
Justin: did you see kyrsten faith today?
Jesse: yeah I did! that girl looked bangable!
David: she sure did, even them Jersey guys would smush her!
by theoneandonly<3 October 26, 2011
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kiyrsten

Damn I need me a Kiyrsten”
by Duhgouche May 4, 2018
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