Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

by balbonie September 9, 2003

Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008

Kettle

Usually a Subaru that has been done up by a know it all rev head until it sounds like granny's old kettle when it changes into 3rd gear.

Have you heard matts car I don't know what he's done to it but oh boi it's a kettle.

by Sendysquad April 19, 2018

Kettle

Something that scares Shoto Todoroki.

*Something scares Todoroki (unusual but oh well)* Wow! Another kettle!?

by Bakugou's wife October 19, 2020

Burp in the kettle

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.

by Beanius September 11, 2014

Wit Kettle

A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.

“What is life? What is wit kettle?”

by hoesmad69 June 11, 2019

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 October 30, 2006