Ket Cramps

Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time

"Oh man, I've got the ket cramps bad."

"Stop taking ket everyday then you filthy scumbag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Ket Boglin

A similar, but sub species of the Sesh Gremlin

The ket boglin will seek out ‘nests’ inhabited by other ket boglins and will stay for up to 2 weeks before venturing out for more ket. During the summer months these nests can grow to extraordinary sizes and form in fields and woods. Walkers are advised to stay clear however the ket boglins are mainly harmless and rarely bite. If you are approached by a ket boglin, try to stay calm and attempt to direct it back to its nest. Do not offer food as ket boglins rarely eat and may cause further confusion, although they have been documented eating pot noodle on occasions. 2002 - Ainsworth.

by Toby carvery August 29, 2022

Ket-Locking

Keeping an induvidual on a constant cycle of drip fed ketamine

Your talking alot of shit for someone within Ket-Locking distance

by BrqneCel July 29, 2022

ket fiend

somebody that is too partial to ketamine consumption

that jay lad is one bad ket fiend. he even takes it just to sleep!

by barry bouffante December 2, 2004

Ket-dinosaur

Ket-dinosaur is when someone sniffed an indeterminate amount of Ketamine, and then walk with their arms like a T-Rex for the rest of the night. The foot movements are sudden, and portray poor coordination. The Ket-dinosaur is surprisingly good at standing upright though, and is almost always leaning to a preferred side.

Let's get her to the medical tent, that Ket-dinosaur isn't going to survive long in this environment.

by The velvet kangeroo November 10, 2013

ket hole

the hole in which u find urself in when taken too much ketamin

fucking hell lads i was in a ket hole lastnight!

by dale bridgewater November 11, 2006

ket wig

A really fucking bad hair cut, or when a male doesn't cut their hair for ages as they are working on their 'ket wig'. would probably be similar to a person who was on ketamine. they look really fucking stupid.

"How's your ket wig coming along man?"
"Good bro, been about 3 months without a trim."
"Fucking disgusting . I love it."

by anzpanz January 26, 2015