Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009

Kerem

A handsome guy with a huge penis. All the lady want a piece of him. He is very intelligent and popular

Wow! This Kerem has a big dick

by Theome55 October 18, 2021

Kerchew

The term for the affects on ones linguistic skills after smoking anything.

Steve: Dude I just rip the fattest vape!
Bob: Dude you're kerchewing again.
Steve: Fuck the shut up.

by McDogenld June 16, 2017

Kelcey

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. sugar junkie. very pale and doesn't care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. cares too much. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she'll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with a kelcey don't ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better. always looking after those around her.

look at that kelcey dance

by kelke February 5, 2010

kerese

A Kerese is a loving, kind, and caring person. She get jealous easily, but its only if she really loves you. She's always there when you need someone to talk. She is the best kind of friend. She loves to try new things. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Karise, get ready for a wild ride (; Her love is everlasting. Don't reject a Kerese, you will regret it.

He's being treated right? Yeah he got a Kerese

by Kyrese June 18, 2018

kerewa

sex with an african woman

doing the kerewa back in the motherland

by afro_supafly November 26, 2007

Kerchunckle

has multiple definitions as it can be said with little context, and is all around fun to say.

i'm going to kerchunckle myself.
get over here, i'm going to kerchunckle your ass.
i'm going kerchuckling, wanna come with?
get kerchuckled
with the kerchunkle?!

by GoatMations October 15, 2020