Kentucky drive through

When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water

I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Kentucky Donut

A variation of camel toe. The outline of a woman’s clitoris that is poking through tight pants. Looks very trashy and redneck, but the wearer thinks it looks sexy. Both men and women think it’s disgusting.

Dee Dee was sitting on that lawn chair outside the trailer with her ripped jeans, showing off her Kentucky donut. We all decided she’s too much trouble to date. Who the hell knows who touched that thing.

by Astorix April 12, 2020

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

by slkni August 28, 2009

Kentucky Derby Pie

When someone takes a shit in a plate, covers it with a layer of whipped cream and gives it to an unsuspecting victim, saying its pie.

Sean: Dude, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Kentucky Derby Pie.

Joe: Yeah. You should have seen the look on her face when she bit into shit!

by Flo-J October 31, 2010

kentucky donut

A biscuit covered with melted butter and topped with the contents of a sugar packet.

The waitress brought out some complementary hot rolls after we ordered. Since I was really hungry, I made myself some Kentucky Donuts.

by CincinnatiSlanger May 19, 2010

Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009