Kekster

Person with the answer to almost everything. Originated in a growing community.

Person One: Who do you think is the master kekster?
Person Two: Vik, obviously, duh!

by PokemonNo August 4, 2016

Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister October 2, 2003

keister bunny

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

Kester

An inventive and innovative software engineer. Commonly heard throughout the video game industry.

Dude, if only we had a Kester to help us finish this title.

by skookum42 February 4, 2010

keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012