United Kondom

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.

This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.

by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011

Kendo

Kendo aka “KT3” Is Just One Of A Kind. He’s Mostly Slept On Especially by The Females. Kendo Is One Of the funniest people on this earth once you get to know him and he gets comfortable with you. Kendo isn’t really the best with the ladies nor does he care. His social skills are a bit off so he doesn’t fuck with many. Kendo is a smart,kind, goofy, soul smoke nor drink but he will smoke a pussy nigga and then drink a shot of apple cider of his body. Other then kendo just be big chillin. females wish men were more like him, but don’t like him. Does kendo care?

Girls: You’re a nice a guy, i wish niggas would be like you. But i only see you as a friend

Niggas: kendo the funniest nigga i know, on god.

by Kendo kt July 4, 2018

kendoll

Shrinkage of the male genitalia do to cold water or a fearful situation. Such intense shrinkage occurs that the package resembles that of a Ken doll.

That ice bath lowered my fever, but it also gave me a kendoll.

by The VelvetStodd December 1, 2006

kendama

a lame ball and stick game embrased by d-bags that all want to have sexy time with each other. Resembling public masterbation.

Dude, chris has a kendama and i want to blow him, so i shall buy one.

by the guy siting next to you October 20, 2010

kendo endorsing

Ass fucking in an intricate way that involves a skilled professional in order to do so.

Did you here that last night Nick totally was kendo endorsing Maddie?!! She's such a whore!

by Yoloswaggggg February 7, 2014

Kendolling

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"

We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.

by Meathammer November 2, 2014

Kendoxi

"Own The Moment" Kendoxi is that extra fight within all of us that makes sure we succeed even when the cards are stacked against us. Kendoxi is also a luxury urban brand born in London UK.

"You see him? He has Kendoxi, He will go far"

by Made To Grow March 18, 2022