Dirty Kelby 

The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

Dirty Kelby by Valero1 December 18, 2013

Kelbi 

A creative, amazing, loving and kind hearted person.

If your any of these things above you are a kelbi

Kelbi by Wolf2709 July 7, 2018

wild bill kelso 

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

wild bill kelso by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Kellogging 

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

Kellogging by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008

Kelpo 

A very comedic xbox player who roasts the Crap out of any one individual who is dumb enough to challenge him. He will make your games way better and defend you in dire situations. You should be glad to have a Kelpo playing with you

"Woah, is that Kelpo in my game?!?"

Kelpo by Harambe is my savior June 22, 2017

Kelby 

Someone who is kind and cares about everyone. She is friends with most people she meets. She won’t date till she is sixteen. She wants to be organized, clean and she cares about school. She absolutely wants to find that one best friend. She is worth everything. If you love her wait for her. Kelby is worth it. And she is the best person you will ever meet.

Damn that girl, Kelby she is so fucking nice!

Kelby by Crap19484 November 26, 2018

Kebow 

A term for a person with insanely bad internet, usually dealing with latency

Dude, why are you getting me from so far???

That dude's a Kebow, he has insane range for PVP

Kebow by MallardSucks May 31, 2019