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Cyber Kafka

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.
i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.
by Trutl July 5, 2014
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keikaku

Keikaku means plan.

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast that you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded, everything has gone according to keikaku.
The ruling Elite's keikaku is to --- through bioterrorism and mass-vaccination campaigns, and via other means of culling and dumbing down Humanity, and through staging conflicts and events giving rise to pretexts --- have a one-world Government, a one-world currency, no national borders or national sovereignty, cash forbidden and outlawed, with the private ownership of firearms illegal, a one-child policy with breeding requiring a license, everything taxed, and systems of Eugenics normalized into society such as frequent and regular vaccinations and by-default vaccination at birth, everything tracked with ubiquitous computing and RFID and GPS, with the Earth's population forcibly maintained under 500 million with the humans that do live being forced to live in compact compact cities with all other space being off-limits, with the entire economy and all human activity revolving around carbon-credits and offsetting your so called CO2 footprint, all humans being considered a burden and a weight for the planet, with babies seen as a source of pollution of toxic waste.
by random731290 February 9, 2010
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Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!
Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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Kafkaesque

Comes from the author Franz Kafka, and refers to the style with which he wrote his books (which in his dying wish asked for to be burned).

Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal. With an ethereal, "evil", omnipotent power floating just beyond the senses.
You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.

This is in fact, one of his short stories, and is very typical to his style, i.e. kafkaesque.
by LinuX February 12, 2006
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Kekkaishi

Yoshimori and Tokine are just your average kids who go to the same school together and they also happen to be neighbors. During the day they go their separate ways, but at night they both have to go protect the land of Karosumari. A job passed down to them from generations of Kekkaishi in both of their families. The families are 'rivaling' but the two of them get along just fine. At night Yoshimori and Tokine with their demon dogs Hakubi and Madarao, do their best to rid the land of evil. But everything isn't always so simple.
Kekkaishi comes on Adult Swim.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 28, 2010
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Kafka-esque-esque

(of words) Overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially if by pseudo-intellectuals.
Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.
Alvy: Oh. Thank you.
Pam: I mean that as a compliment.

(In this example, from Woody Allen's "Annie Hall", Pam's use of "Kafka-esque" is VERY Kafka-esque-esque.)
by Swirly Kiwi Cymbal August 23, 2011
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Kekkai Sensen

The most underrated anime ever about burgers,aliens and fast as fuck monkeys

also known as modern day underrated Cowboy Bebop
Hey have you heard of {Kekkai Sensen?} No,I haven't

What are you doing reading this. Go watch {Kekkai Sensen.}
by RavioliTasteGood ngl September 17, 2020
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