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Keegan

Keegan is a short white fat kid who always seem to annoy everybody. He likes to follow others around. When he gets mad at lunch he just has a slight grin on his face. If you say I'm gonna pull a keegan most kids in my school would understand. It just means he is going to attempt/shoot up the school. It will never happen tho
Bro if you dont stfu I'm gonna pull a keegan
by actsblack May 30, 2019
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Keegan

An amazing guy that gets the best of himself sometimes, and doesn't see how great he really is. Usually an asshole, and only nice to a selected few.
There goes Keegan again, cursing that girl out.
by How Could He Be So Heartless December 23, 2008
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Keegan

The all-time hot kid. Every girl has had a crush on him at one point. If you're a girl and haven't had a crush on him you're mentally insane. No matter if he just got a stupid hair cut, weird outfit, or even broke his pinky, he's still hot as shit ;)
"OMG look!!! It's Keegan! <3"
by Tristan Utsler January 25, 2019
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Keegan

Keegan is a crazy ass crackhead that acts like he doesn’t care but really cares a lot more than he leads on he’s sweet, smart, and hot he has a bad temper at sometimes
Keegan stop acting like a crackhead
by Crazyassbitch3010 March 11, 2020
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Keegan

Abstract being, superior to all.
THOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO KEEGAN!!
by ABSTRACTIFICATION November 17, 2021
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Keegan

He’s short and he owns it. He can be kind of an smart ass but most of the time nice and will make you laugh. Open to having new friends and always and likes to laugh often with them. Not the most mature but can be when he wants to (rarely). Looks good in glasses . Always makes penis jokes
Keegan: so the girl that does the school news tried to roast someone and she said “at least I’m not a turkey like you”

Friend: that’s a shitty roast

Keegan: ya a weeb could roast better than that. A jock would be like “kid your such a fag all you do is eat Cheetos and hug your anime pillow” and the weeb would say “well I’m better than you at yugio cards”

Friend😂🤣
by Myhairyballs373773 April 24, 2019
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Keegan

A person by the name of Keegan is normaly a pervert. He likes to go up to girls and get to know them them start to look at there parts then right away deny that he did anything. A Keegan likes to tell annoy jokes that will drive you crazy. He I supper sex tho just don’t fall for it
by Juliet&Romeno February 20, 2018
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