the act of inserting one's penis into another male's anus that is completely sober, consensual, will be remembered for years, and be written down in everyone's calendar.
by Benzo2442 October 9, 2018
Get the kavaraw mug.In ancient times, the Spartans would judge babies to determine whether they were worthy of living. The unfit ones were tossed off a mountain and killed. While this method of selection seems cruel in today's society, there is one person who the world would do well to get rid of. Although he calls himself Kavian The Great, the only thing "great" is his lack of intelligence. In World War II, he assisted the French in fighting the Germans...the French. Once the Germans took over, he begged for salvation, and after multiple "services rendered" to German officers, he was allowed to survive. He was mistaken for a Jew in 1943, due to his horrific physical features, and lived in Auschwitz for a year and a half, until the Allies liberated it. They found him crying in a corner as the other Jews ridiculed him; even in their eyes he was unequal. After the war, he became a fashion designer until US army drafted him as a nurse into Vietnam. Although he bragged about his involvement in the war when he returned, he in fact did horse shit for the US army. When his medical services were called upon, he ran off screaming, "Fuck this shit! I'm joining the Japs!" He changed his name to Jamarcus Jamal when he returned to the US in an attempt to start a new life as a brother from the hood. He suffered multiple injuries in 1985 when he referred to two black men as his "niggas." After that incident, he decided to pursue a hopeless career in computer technology. He now lives with his mother in Georgia.
"I've never seen anything quite so hideous." Kavian's mom at his birth.
"The United States is on Defcon 1. A major threat to national security and the general well-being of this country has presented itself. We must take action against this threat." President Kennedy in response to Kavian's arrival back into America.
"We hate him so much." Petition signed by 95% of residents of city where he lives.
"He is a disgrace to our people." Kavian's father
"The United States is on Defcon 1. A major threat to national security and the general well-being of this country has presented itself. We must take action against this threat." President Kennedy in response to Kavian's arrival back into America.
"We hate him so much." Petition signed by 95% of residents of city where he lives.
"He is a disgrace to our people." Kavian's father
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Get the Kavarage mug.Kaviur is himself; at all times. He is unashamed of who he is. Even if others laugh at him.. he doesn't care. Kaviur is a caring, loving, and loyal person. He knows how to make your day with one sentence, and could cheer you up in a heartbeat. You'll never really know how amazing Kaviur is unless you talk to him. Many people have made the mistake of not talking to him, and they truly do not know to what extent how amazing he is. Kaviur is sometimes quiet and collected. However, if you're his girlfriend, you lucky thing, you'd know just how funny and out-going he can be. You can talk to Kaviur about anything, he does not judge and loves you no matter what. He'll always be there for you because that's in his nature to. He could never be mean without a reason, and even when he is mean, he's almost never harsh with his words. He's a peaceful man. Although he is a weeb.
Kaviur is a man that goes by the motto, mean what you say, and say what you mean. He's just the total package. Perfection, he is that definition.
by Itstruebro1010 December 22, 2020
Get the Kaviur mug.Kaviur is himself; at all times. He is unashamed of who he is. Even if others laugh at him.. he doesn't care. Kaviur is a caring, loving, and loyal person. He knows how to make your day with one sentence, and could cheer you up in a heartbeat. You'll never really know how amazing Kaviur is unless you talk to him. Many people have made the mistake of not talking to him, and they truly do not know to what extent how amazing he is. Kaviur is quiet and collected. However, if you're his girlfriend, you lucky thing, you'd know just how funny and out-going he can be. You can talk to Kaviur about anything, he does not judge and loves you no matter what. He'll always be there for you because that's in his nature to. He could never be mean without a reason, and even when he is mean, he's almost never harsh with his words. He's a peaceful man. Although he is a weeb.
Kaviur is a man that goes by the motto, mean what you say, and say what you mean. He's just the total package. Perfection, he is that definition.
by Itstruebro1010 December 22, 2020
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It is said that one day those Kavcar people going to have it all.
It is said that one day those Kavcar people going to have it all.
Person 1: look at him working really hard, managing having multiple works but still going up for more. Strange.
Person 2 : Naahh. Not strange. He's kavcar.
Person 2 : Naahh. Not strange. He's kavcar.
by Elliot the footballer November 21, 2021
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