The 34th state in the USA, which is boring and (mostly) flat. There are just a bunch of farmers and members of the middle class looking for big cheap housing so they can feel like they’re members of the upper middle class, even though they aren’t. Points of Interest are as follows:
Village West –Nothing special, but if you're driving through KS on your way to somewhere more interesting it’s worth a stop, if only to break the monotony of seeing all the cows and corn fields (KS grows more corn than wheat).
Massachusetts Street in Lawrence: Lawrence is the only city in KS with any culture. Mass. Street is notable for its locally owned restaurants and stores.
Great Plains Mall: Not really great, the entire thing would fit in one of the department stores at Mall of America and half the stores are empty.
Renaissance Festival
KU – A decent school that does surprisingly well in basketball
KSU - A decent school
The first 4 places are all close to Missouri for the sole purpose of stealing MO’s tax dollars by drawing people in Kansas City to spend their money in KS, which is rather unfortunate because those rednecks really need the money to fix their roads. In case you didn’t catch it, the majority of KC is in MO. In fact, everything significant that you’ve ever heard of being in KC is in KC, MO, although KC, KS exists. The Kansas City Zoo, Mount Leonard, Union Station, KCI, and Worlds of Fun are actually in MO, despite any Kansan propaganda you may have heard.
Village West –Nothing special, but if you're driving through KS on your way to somewhere more interesting it’s worth a stop, if only to break the monotony of seeing all the cows and corn fields (KS grows more corn than wheat).
Massachusetts Street in Lawrence: Lawrence is the only city in KS with any culture. Mass. Street is notable for its locally owned restaurants and stores.
Great Plains Mall: Not really great, the entire thing would fit in one of the department stores at Mall of America and half the stores are empty.
Renaissance Festival
KU – A decent school that does surprisingly well in basketball
KSU - A decent school
The first 4 places are all close to Missouri for the sole purpose of stealing MO’s tax dollars by drawing people in Kansas City to spend their money in KS, which is rather unfortunate because those rednecks really need the money to fix their roads. In case you didn’t catch it, the majority of KC is in MO. In fact, everything significant that you’ve ever heard of being in KC is in KC, MO, although KC, KS exists. The Kansas City Zoo, Mount Leonard, Union Station, KCI, and Worlds of Fun are actually in MO, despite any Kansan propaganda you may have heard.
by Aphrodora August 3, 2010
The most boringest state EVER!!! I should know because I live there! But when it comes to basketball, that's when we kick ass!!! :P We HATE Mizzou with a passion and don't give a rat's ass cuz we have a beast mascot, the jayhawk. The jayhawk is a magical bird who is all over downtown Lawrence. If you are REALLY FROM KANSAS, YOU WOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK IT UP!!! :3
Person 1: Are you from Kansas?
Kansan: Hell Yeah! Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk-KU al the way baby!
Person 1:Is it very fun there?
Kansan: Hell NO! Unless it's basket ball season, then you can have some fun!
Person 1:Ok! I'm coming during March Madness!
Kansan: Hell Yeah! Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk-KU al the way baby!
Person 1:Is it very fun there?
Kansan: Hell NO! Unless it's basket ball season, then you can have some fun!
Person 1:Ok! I'm coming during March Madness!
by krispybacongirl March 23, 2011
OMG PEOPLE!! the only place where hicks and rednecks are is in haysville..or any unmarked town!!! wichita is not super awesome, but we hae stuff to do!!!! Wichita is also the flight capital of the world, and my dad owns one of the huge companies here so EAT IT!!!..and Topeeka sucks..come to wichita : We get good bands, cus we just built a huge arena and The Disturbed is the opening show so UNCE!! and yeah..kansan girls are hot..youll see..youll see..i would know!
by doodoodoooo February 23, 2009
A flat, boring wasteland. I’m sure the people are nice, but it’s basically a state-sized insane asylum
Jack: I had to drive through Kansas in order to get to Colorado
Jim: Damn dude, I’m so sorry. Are you ok?
Jack: Not really, by the time I was 10 miles into Kansas I wanted to commit suicide.
Jim: Damn dude, I’m so sorry. Are you ok?
Jack: Not really, by the time I was 10 miles into Kansas I wanted to commit suicide.
by UnknownDuck025 February 7, 2022
The most boring state in the nation... There's not much to be proud of here except for maybe the "culture" in KCMO- "the plaza" or "downtown"... That's pretty much it... There's at least 1 Robery every night (probably because of all the black people) in kcmo other than Kansas city out in western Kansas there is absolutely nothing to do there is just wheat farms and no trees at all. It's just windy and that's it. It seems that all the towns in western Kansas are just out of touch from the rest of the world and are just small cow towns that have about 3 comfort inn's and at least 5 gas stations. Also the majority of "those" people (people living in western Kansas) seem to be fat Hicks that sit around on the porch all day and smoke cigarettes. Oh and our football team (the chiefs) suck more than ever
by black mexican white guy December 13, 2011
by unknown II June 1, 2005
The most desolate place in earth. A cheating basketball program and the worst fans on earth. Boring and dull. The worst place in the planet.
by Bisonlover December 15, 2018