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kancles

When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"
by Robert March 13, 2005
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kankels

the adnormaly large growth of one's ankels. hangs over one's footwear.
My teacher's kankels were so big it looked like her ankels were eating her shoes.
by mrs. peschel April 20, 2004
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Kankle-Monster

VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
by amoyoy August 12, 2007
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kankle

when the calf has so much fat on it that it blends with the ankle forming a kankle
woah did you see sam khazels kankles, there huge. im surprised he dosn't trip over them.
by Boris October 12, 2003
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kankels

This is where your "calf" (Spelled incorectly with a "K" runs into your Ankle. Calf + Ankle = Kankle
by PlayBoy January 6, 2005
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Kankle Harvest

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.
by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009
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kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.
by spencer December 19, 2004
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