Also known as a horse girl, will most likely hiss at you while trotting towards you. Avoid at all costs. Will try to turn the fact that theyre a horse girls on others.
A person who looks rather like a lion or a curly wurly... kinda depends on which side of bed she decides to get out of. You will regularly see her biting peoples heads off.... hiding peoples belongings down her underwear and attemping to shake that MASSIVE arse of hers while washing up.
She likes to think she rules the roost and will attempt to teach anyone who will listen how to speak in the good ole language of chav... 'Dats banter blud' 'You so reem' etc... and will hear her scream 'ALLOW IT!' at the top of her voice at least 3 times a day.
Some people say she's crazy... some say she's the master.... either way, don't get on the wrong side of her... she WILL have a dance off with you!
Kirsty PC lady.; 'Jheeezzz, you so not reem, I justblazed you init?! You gots'd boyd! Yeh blud!'
One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.
loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?
After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.