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dirty kirsty 

When you're on your period and you let a guy fuck you, then get dick slapped in the face so you resemble Simba.
Dirty Kirsty, she's a naught Leo.
dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020

Kirsty Castles 

An amazing woman who is extremely loved. she is stunning and has a great sense of humour and is lovely.
Person: “hey your like Kirsty Castles”
Person 2: “aww thank you, i think your like Daniel Black”
Person: “broo thank you man”
Kirsty Castles by Sidjdndidjdnw August 23, 2021

Kirsty PC lady. 

A person who looks rather like a lion or a curly wurly... kinda depends on which side of bed she decides to get out of. You will regularly see her biting peoples heads off.... hiding peoples belongings down her underwear and attemping to shake that MASSIVE arse of hers while washing up.

She likes to think she rules the roost and will attempt to teach anyone who will listen how to speak in the good ole language of chav... 'Dats banter blud' 'You so reem' etc... and will hear her scream 'ALLOW IT!' at the top of her voice at least 3 times a day.
Some people say she's crazy... some say she's the master.... either way, don't get on the wrong side of her... she WILL have a dance off with you!
Kirsty PC lady.; 'Jheeezzz, you so not reem, I just blazed you init?! You gots'd boyd! Yeh blud!'
Kirsty PC lady. by Iizdafollower October 27, 2011

Kirsty Crawford 

The best singer eveerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the wooorrlld!!!!!!!


A word used for gr8ness...
Whao....How Kirsty Crawford is that?
Kirsty Crawford by Joe August 5, 2004

kirsty dimples smith 

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
kirsty dimples smith by feegina December 11, 2010

The Kirsty Alley 

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.
"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."
The Kirsty Alley by Dr Doody July 20, 2008