The hottest man fucking alive. when my stupid ass
christian friends ask me my
religion i’ll be like “kurtism fucking bitches 🛐⛓” This man is the hottest person ever to be seen by my eyes, some stupid greasy hair big forehead mf killed his entire clan and ended up in the middle of nowhere by our one-and-only
god ✨🛐⛓ he is also insanely gay for leorio and everyone knows it. there’s proof in the last episode of hxh.
rail me with your chains kurapika 😩⛓
Mf bitch who doesn’t know anything: “Have you heard about kurapika?”
Me: “Our one and only savior who is my
god and lover? uh, yea”
kurtism sinner: “
Ew, kurapika? that depressed bitch who combs his hair every 10 minutes?”
Me: “i summon the
god of all gods to come a kill this mf right now”