Cosmo Kramer

Character in Seinfeld. Said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. In fact, if you know a Cosmo, he was probably created in honor of Cosmo Kramer

Cosmo: Cosmo Kramer was named after me!
Friend: We all know that's not true because everyone named Cosmo was created as a tribute to Kramer.
Cosmo: Sorry, you are right

by whitepanther34 October 19, 2011

brittany kramer

She has modeled for several clothing companies. She is a Myspace Queen. There are over 10 communities on livejournal dedicated to talking about her and sharing photos of her. She is the former girlfriend of Zacky V from Avenged Sevenfold.

everyone lurks brittany kramer.

by aliec4t3 September 17, 2006

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

kramered

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld

My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...

by Enhale May 21, 2015

Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

nick kramer

a tough motherfucka who wont take shit from nobody and loves anna

nick kramer said fuck u to da whore that tried to short change him

by iluvanna December 20, 2008

camp hess kramer

a dope jew camp. where all da shit go done.

i go to camp hess kramer to have fun yo

by madythehippie October 17, 2008