1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.
2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
by RagDale February 27, 2011
Get the Khaki-Clenchmug. Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.
by danindaminivan October 01, 2010
Get the Don Khakimug. The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
by TDKB March 09, 2011
Get the khaki bonermug. "Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.
"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.
"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.
"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
by cantdye2nightmmmman January 18, 2014
Get the Khaki Fagmug. (verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
by rock throckmorten September 03, 2009
Get the Khaki Diemmug. 1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.
2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.
3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.
3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.
by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 04, 2021
Get the Khaki Sandingmug. Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
by willembahh May 18, 2013
Get the khaki junglemug.