kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

Kensington Engagement Ring

A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 04, 2010

Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021

Kensington beach

A nickname for the Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia. A very violent, drug infested area in North Philly

Don't go to Kensington beach

by Nep19120 August 18, 2021

Kensington

Kensington is an amazing person. She is always there for you whenever you need her. She seems extremely nice and very collected but once you get to know her you will find out that she is an emotional wreck and has a lot to say about others. She is beautiful but doesn't realize it. She has long brown hair and blue eyes. She has freckles, braces and glasses. She also has a nice booty but hates it when boys comment on it.

1. Who's that

2. That's Kensington

1. She has a nice ass

I love Kensington's so nice

by Nike - just do it!!! February 03, 2019

Kensington

Beautiful, amazing most trustworthy person you will meet. Usually has brown hair blue eyes and freckles. Has big butt and and it’s always nice to everyone. Most people love Kensington but she can be annoying and weird at times.

Oh dang that ass though, I can tell that’s Kensington without looking at her face

by Lilly1083235 October 27, 2018