jizzle crane

term relating to and meaning penis

hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long

by remt October 31, 2006

Jizzle Berries

The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.

I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.

by classyguy27 December 20, 2010

Jizzle Physics

The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.

Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."

by Jizzle physics July 16, 2021

Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

Jizzleberry

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003