jused

juse, jused, jusing

1. To have just used something
2. Word combination of "just" and "used"
3. Just use, or just using

1. I jused your dad's condom on your mom.
2. She's jusing my cock for protein.

by Forte April 11, 2005

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 28, 2005

Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .

A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"

by kirby05 April 22, 2009

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Jumped-up

Over inflated ego showing arrogance. Not someone with people skills.

That jumped-up arrogant tool Spencer has no people skills.

by Chilli-Burbs August 17, 2012

Jumped Off The Porch

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

by quackerflack April 22, 2021

Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010