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jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
by wanksta July 31, 2003
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by luser November 21, 2002
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"
by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003
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jumpin out yo body

when a person is getting out of line or having an attitude
Yo, shortie you jumpin out yo body! I'ma have to get in that ass.
by kikigetitcrackin December 29, 2006
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jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
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Jumpin

A business establishment that has alot of current activity; a consistent pace of activity; busy.
Man this Popeye's is jumpin for these chicken sandwiches.
by Ms. Wordy September 1, 2019
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