jizer

a black man on crack

look at that jizer over there

by j-smooth December 14, 2003

Lethal Dose Juicer

Lethal Dose Juicer (LDJ). Reffered to anabolic steroid users that inject insane dose of steroids, which is even too crazy for veteran steroid users.

dareal: hey guys i am going to start with 2000 mg's of Tren E each week.
Benn: dude you are insane!
Flex: serious overkill!
Lewis: you are going to die
Eric: you are a dumbf**k really.

Mike: LOL Lethal Dose Juicer

by EricR DBB December 13, 2009

grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

Cleveland Juicer

When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.

I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.

by evolart July 27, 2009

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.

When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.

by DMF May 27, 2005

juicer

A term invented by Hikaru, an average chess player, meaning pawn. It is also something you can say in bed, and is a device to make juice but we don’t talk about that I NEED AIR PLEASE SOMEONE.

“what’s something you can say in chess and in bed?” hiraku
“LET ME TAKE YOUR F**KING JUICER!” më
“bravo” kiharu

by bag of bag colness May 18, 2023

peen juicer

A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.

Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!

by Dr. CG April 4, 2008