jankspanker

A man or shemale who enjoys masturbation with large objects inserted into the anus

Caleb loves to jerk it with his sour cream and onion pringles can up his butt. What a nasty ass jankspanker.

by huuuyuuuzzz May 22, 2011

Juansito

A hot Mexican jalapeño who jumped the border for fun using his dick

Juansito is so sexy

by Lejuansito69 June 1, 2018

Juanism

This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.

An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

by pansexualemothot February 17, 2020

Juankesos

When a person exhibits high sarcasm often in the forms of non-affirming a persons jokes or saying

Jeremy is acting Juankesos.

High Juankesos among lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans individuals.

by fallrat December 20, 2021

Junksty

The nature of being too discomforting to look at

"That mirror you made looks Junksty. Throw it away and start over."

by Mikavelii April 27, 2022

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Oh man I just had a great time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Juan/Juanussay

The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty

Who's Juan/Juanussay ?
Juan/Juanussay is the best person on this planet.

by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022