Nibb-Jousting

The ancient sport of gay Knights, whilst wearing only their cast iron helmets, the "Knights of the Brown Circle" would canter towards each other, "Nibb's" (Penis) out and joust against another using thier Nibbs instead of Lances. The losing jouster would salute his victor by parading his arse cheeks ready for invasion.

In more recent times this game has been played by "Gay Knight" wannabees, usually to the music of "Black Beauty"

.....in the 1984 GG's (Gay Games) the "Nibb-Jousting" final was played out between Tarquin Cockman and Marco Lockoss.....after numerous "canters" and frequent "penis passes" the competetion was decided with a game of "Space Docking" (see urban dictionary for "Space Docking")

by Dusty_UK July 2, 2004

Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

Spine Jousting

A new-age term for gay butt sex wherein both 'mo's are standing, and the receiving bloke is bent over.

I hear there is going to be a Spine Jousting tent at the gay pride rally.

by estratton February 26, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Jusing

Jusing is an act preformed upon a man who as pushed past sexual exhaustion to the point where achieving an erection is almost impossible. It is when the partner lays between the man's legs and preforms oral sex on the flaccid penis. Sucking it to the back of the throat like a gummy worm and then continuing sucking motions like your swallowing liquid after sucking through a straw. During this act it is also recommended to be attentive to the scrotum, perineum and, If he is comfortable with it, the anus and prostate. Using mouth, tongue, hands and anything else consented to for pleasure. Kissing affectionately between the thighs, from anus to pelvis and everywhere in between.

I thought we were done and then she got down and started jusing me.

by MissJusxox July 14, 2022

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016