Jouke

This is the best person earth. Anyone with this name is just perfect. Jouke is a really funny person and he is beatiful. Jouke is really smart, and has really beautiful eyes.

Jouke is perfect

by jamesbeckem March 14, 2017

jonper

Sweetest most happy person ever. Everyone’s friend. Loves family and is so fun to be with. Very cute and smile brights up the day.

My friend jonper is the the best person ever.

by Jonper October 20, 2020

Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.

He gave his grandmother a hot josper.

by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014

Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

by E. J. Z. July 14, 2009

Joubert Scale

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.

"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

pas joue

French term for don't play.

Could also refer to an upcoming group of young men in Dominica.

I am very pissed off ! Pas Joue my friend.

I'm sorry. I wont play with you.

by NotAnybody May 15, 2015

jousey

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007