Johnty

Upper class posh rich person. Quite often looks down upon others in society. Mostly a complete bellend.

Haha look at that Johnty! what a prick

by MSNBA3 April 30, 2012

Junty

A puertorican male that is well liked and respected by all. See also Faffy Love.

Here comes Junty, he's the man!

by JOEBANANASS June 5, 2011

Jonty

A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).

Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.

I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.

Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.

by Daddy Alfie September 6, 2012

dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020

jount

Jount can be used as a replacement for ANY noun. If used as a verb, it also acts as a license to get punched in the face by those who feel like punching you.

Q: "What is the meaning of life?"
A: "Jount."

by Bill February 8, 2003

jount

(noun) pr. Jhow-n't.
A difficulty of hard time given to someone; crap.

"Stop givin' me jount, woman!"
"Why you gotta give me jount all the time?"

by nabz August 15, 2006

Jonty

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty
2. I feel a jonty coming on

by jake Green September 10, 2007