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Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!
Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE
by Elias cp October 9, 2018
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Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020
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josianne

Josiannes are usually issued from large families composed of multiple siblings. Pretty, funny and witty, they are prompt to date guys with dark features, named either Jules, Alex or John.
Communication is a forte while Math isn't a necessary asset to them.
She was such a Josianne last night!
by Luc920522 April 14, 2014
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jolianne

an amazing amazing human being who is so so nice and so so sooooo friendly like I love them so much. they are super fashionable and cute and just AHHH. they also love dogs and ariana grande AND are married to Noah Schnapp <3
this girl jolianne is so sweet and will be famous some day
by jolianne December 1, 2020
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Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.
Johanne is nice.
by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019
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Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3
Johanneke is amazing
by N._<3 November 22, 2021
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Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.
I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.
by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022
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