JORGED

Jorged -the deleting of a friend or family member from any social network after giving good advice.

I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.

by edgar allen poe 77 November 22, 2011

Jorge and Carlos

two hotties who play {Pubg} like no other. Jorge and Carlos have the same shoe size and are often referred to as twins or siblings. Jorge is a {terarded} uber driver but gets you out of the worst situations. and Carlos farts a lot. these two are crazy and will run naked with grass around the house.

person 1: is that Jorge and Carlos driving around?!

person 2: yea, and carlos is creating toxic fumes with her gassy a** juice

person 1: is that grass up their a**?

by CrazyCarlos623 May 3, 2020

do a jorge

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk

Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.

by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

jorbert

another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.

I'm away for a jorbert!

by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007

Jorge

HOTTEst guy ever

Jorge my boobs r very heavy, can u hold them for me??

by brookesmainhoehannibal June 1, 2016

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Jorel

A Scandinavian Name that means "Savior"

leaf did you see that guy named Jorel he was like Jesus.

by oni guy September 8, 2010