air jordans

The terms "air" and "jordans" when used in a sentence together are used to describe a pair or several pairs of the line of Michael Jordan Signature Footwear marketed by Nike. The Jordan line-up of shoes are usually expensive and represent taste. Nike began with the Air Jordan I shoe model in 1985 and, due to its success, came up with a new design the Air Jordan II. This process is still being continued today and now we have the Air Jordan XX model, which was released in 2005 with a retail price of: $175 USD

Sheeahhh man where you dun stole dem air jordans!?

by 31337 1 May 17, 2006

Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

White Jordans

White Jordans

The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.

Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.

John:Hey, Darrel, you better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

jordans worst nightmare

the feeling after you penetrate a nigerians lips and are blessed with HIV

jordans worst nightmare z***e

by stefan condello May 21, 2011

Air Jordans

A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.

Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!

Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.

by Ms. Shoehead November 3, 2006

Jordansexual

The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.

Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum

Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay

Guy 1: these jordansexuals mad gay, they cant get enough of Bron and Jordan
Guy 2: Ong

by almighty.wes October 2, 2020

jordanscherrycoke

Most hot sexiest kpop account I’ve ever met, she’s funny and serious at the same timeZ

Jordanscherrycoke is so hot and she doesn’t like white people

by HEHWHSBQJAHQB April 13, 2021