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Jordana

A beautiful girl with loads of insecurities. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordana you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordana don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
"Dude that girl is so beautiful"
"Yeah she's a jordana for sure"
by Bryan1eela May 6, 2017
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Jordan Moment

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."
by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020
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im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011
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Michael Jordan

by wizzle August 24, 2003
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Jordanne

The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.
Did you see jordanne omg!
by 2468_who.do.we.appreciate January 4, 2018
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Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds
I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!
by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023
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Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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