Michael Jordan

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

by PairofPants January 16, 2011

Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018