Joop

The modern usage of FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

To fuck things up in such an irreparable way that all hope is lost.

I jooped up.

Wow, she really jooped that one up.

Ah fuck, I think I'm going to Joop this.

by Patsquare November 20, 2022

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josh kiszkas little gold hoop earrings that are often seen in photos of him with short hair, but occasionally make an appearance now when his hair is pushed away from his ears

i am a whore for the joops

by scented lotion April 1, 2022

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Joop Soup

A mixture of cremé that a female produces in her pants upon seeing a Panda Express.

Aw dang is that a Panda Express? I totally just made some Joop Soup.

by Dongle McDiddle May 20, 2021

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"Joop" is a slang reference to Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette. The term is often used to imply that someone is low in financial status and has a bad or overpowering smell, associated with the cologne’s reputation for being a strong stench and inexpensive perfect for low income people.

Living in the slums/favelas reeks of joop.
You can't afford that? you're such a joop.
You live in a caravan and play mega walls pirate class? You are a joop.
I understand you have a girlfriend but you are a joop
Just because im under house arrest does not make me a joop.

by Benzelcurry December 16, 2024

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