joint

Originally a Los Angeles slang word, meaning you are the shit or someone is the shit

Drakeo: I been a joint
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames

Random: he really thought he was a joint tho he just got an ego

by mrsipper July 8, 2020

joint

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit

by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001

hell joint

A joint that is wrapped with bible page/pages

Jake: Look at this joint bro
Jack: Woah bro is that a hell joint

Jake: Yeah Bro
Jack: Dude your going to hell!

5mins in
Jake: Give it here
Jack: One sec let me just get to this paragrapgh

by Mr long duck April 8, 2017

johnth

To finish just outside the money. The best of the losers. Commonly heard around the poker table, especially accompanied by questionable play leading to a poorly timed finish.

"Did you win at the poker game last night?"
"No, I went all in with pocket 2's under the gun. Got called by kings and went out in johnth."

by Smit-tay December 29, 2008

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

The Joint

Noun - The Prison. In some cases may be Jail but usually refers to "doing hard time".

He's been in the joint for 20 years.

by Kuerno May 30, 2008