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Jonny Walker 

The name of the generic haircut favoured by a number of top footballers, particularly in the England football team. The haircut is a skin fade at the bottom to a fro on top. Rumour has it the haircut was started by Kyle Walker and monetised by Justin Carr. For examples see Jesse Lingaard, Kyle Walker and Dele Alli
Wow that's a great Jonny Walker! I'd love to get a Jonny Walker but I'm going bald. Who scored that goal? I can't tell, it was someone with a Jonny Walker.
Jonny Walker by WordsSmithWorth December 21, 2018
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The most amazing Person ever! You can Tell him everything and trust him with! He's funny and extremly nice! Hes going to be a good friend for a long time! If not a bestfriend! He might appear quiet at first but once you have met him a few times he's crazy!
Dan: who's that crazy kid?!
Jack: it's Jonny!
Jonny by 1233443 January 6, 2012

jonny rotten 

a real punk/anarchy who was in an amazing band called the sex pistols until the basist sid viscious died.
jonny rotten by Jon-Boy July 26, 2003

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.
LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.
Jonny Gomes by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

Jonny Joke

The act of telling a joke in which you only laugh. The joke is usually stupid and is usually told by the guy with the smallest dick in the room. He probobly went to fieldston high school or colgate for college. He can also be a jonny joker, jonny jokster, jonny mcjoker, toker the joker, super soaker jonny joker.
Wow that shit was not funny at all, what a jonny joke.
Jonny Joke by jonny starks December 3, 2005

Jonny Brownlie 

The word Jonny brownlie can often be used to describe an extremely overweight individual.
Doctor: By God Wesley, your so fat i think your clinically Jonny Brownlie.

jonny west 

a girls best friend......their dildo,vibrator, or any toy.
jonny west by fredrick franklin January 11, 2008