Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022

joner

when your jeans fold creating a boner look thing

“woah! i have a terrible joner rn look at my jeans”

“look at her joner”

by Alexis Ashworth 🤭 April 29, 2022

Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!

Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!

by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022

Joner

A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.

When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.

by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022

Joner

A boner created from Jean pants. Girls and boys both experience this conundrum and it’s very obvious.

“I got a major joner rn…”
“Wtf man”
“I love the Joner brothers!”

by Delaney likes mangos February 22, 2023

Joner

Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.

"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"

by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024

Joner

A contemptuous term, also known as a slur, for a "thing" named or called "Jonah."

Jonahist: Shut up, JONER!
Jonah: DON'T CALL ME JONER!

by Universal Definitions June 11, 2024