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"mother joner"

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" December 15, 2008
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joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.
by Tj moran May 9, 2005
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Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog September 23, 2011
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Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009
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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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Joner

Joner is a class which defines your standard or class.
This car doesn't suits your Joner
by john clver March 5, 2016
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joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though
“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”
by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021
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