Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" March 23, 2007
a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
by Tj moran May 09, 2005
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.
2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!
3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.
4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!
3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.
4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog May 24, 2011
(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
by xomattwilsonox December 01, 2009
This word has two meanings:
1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.
This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.
This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."
No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
2. "Joner ." "I do."
No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 05, 2009
Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.
Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"
Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"
by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025
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