Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

jonick

Hustla, playa, pu☆☆y gettin MF Golden boy OG.

jonick is the man, shine so bright with all the diamonds in his face.

You know that dude Jonick, he's really cool

by 2nd in command for the Jonick June 17, 2017

joice

joice is a girl usually described as hot, beautiful, gorgeous moon goddess. lot of people want to be hers but she's loyal for one and only person. she's shy but once u get to know her better, you're gonna wish u met her sooner. she's really smart, kind, caring, amazing, gorgeous, pretty, stunning, breathtaking. usually girls named joice have cats and its common in Germany.

"yo look at her! that's joice!!"
"omg that new girl is so awesome, i wanna hook up with her so bad

by yk who it is November 21, 2021

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

jokeception

When a joke or one liner references the punchline of another joke or one liner.

Joke: "Have you ever noticed that people are often named after the place they were conceived? Like: Ally, Carson, Parker, Airplane."

Jokeception: "Dear Ally, at least you don't have it as bad as me. Sincerely, McDonalds Bathroom."

by bros-hoes=justbros February 16, 2012

Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

by Snookiefish February 18, 2009