Jonas Brothers Suck

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).

Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?

by Wormaldson August 4, 2009

Jonas

Jonas is a special dude. He’s sweet, caring, will always listen to you, and offer his honest opinion. Not to mention, he’s pretty hot. He works hard and is resilient and smart. He gives you advice when you don’t know what to do and need help. He’s funny and sarcastic, and knows how to make you laugh until your chest hurts. He makes an amazing boyfriend and will truly be your best friend. Talking to him is like taking a pause from the world and drama, and taking a second to relax and enjoy being with him. I love Jonas, he’s amazing! 💗

Girl, “I think I’ve fallen in love.”
Friend, “Yup! That’s Jonas for you.”

by hotmutantninja March 5, 2020

Jogasm

Jonas Brothers + Orgasm

The uncontrollable screaming or hyper actions pre-teen girls do when they see/talk about/hear anything to do with the Jonas Brothers.

The terms 'jogasmic' is also linked to the word Jogasm. See example.

Ten year old Jogasmic girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV! OMFGOMFOSJFSFKSJDHF!!!!

Normal person 1: Wtf, what is wrong with your sister?

Normal person 2: Oh, she's having a Jogasm over those gay bitch boys on tv.

by anti-jogasms (ashley, nz) February 15, 2010

Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

by RUCreepin December 22, 2008

he has jokes

when someone says a joke or insult to another therefore having a go at someone. It is only to be used after a joke or insult is said.

Bob: Your gay
Bill: Ahh ur funny, he has jokes.

by Redleaf72 April 25, 2010

JONAS

Jonas is German name if you ever find one in your life you should feel luck. He is funny,smart, and handsome his crystal blue eyes will make you feel happy and warm. If you ever fall in love with a jonas, dont let go of that love that will be your biggest biggest mistake.

Jonas is a German name

by The pensome March 26, 2020

“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast

Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.

by Dank meemees March 25, 2018