private joker

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

by epica July 15, 2004

Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

by notlameatall October 18, 2017

ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.

Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!

by Clown Emoji March 6, 2020

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Impractical jokers

They are some of the best people they always make me smile and be happy

Joe Brian sal and murr are the funniest guys in impractical jokers.

by Thequeen4200 January 2, 2017

Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014