joinee 

1) A joinee is a member of the Join Me/Karma Army collective/cult; in essence, he or she has sent a small photograph of themself to Danny Wallace and promised to perform a random act of kindness for a stranger every Friday.

2) Joinees often refer to eachother as Joinee Blank, only with their last name instead of "blank."

1) Did you see that guy over there? He rushed up and paid for my meal before I could get out my wallet. I wonder if he's a joinee?

2) Joinee Jones is off making an old man happy.

joinee by Jeremy Meerkreebs October 2, 2004

Henry Joyner 

Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.

Wow, that Henry Joyner is so kind!

Henry Joyner by starcasm November 13, 2011

joynee 

That girl everybody loves ! Always humble . Fine as she wants to be. Never letting anybody steal her shine. Go getter , show stopper . Always 'bout her business . Fa$hion Killa . Trendsetter . Every girl wants to be her & every guy wants her. Nice girl but , don't mess with her because she'll pop you .

Girl 1 - "Hey , is that Boss Lady Joynee ?"

Girl 2 - "I think so "

Girl 1 - "Let's go say , Hey "

joynee by fatboyk October 8, 2013

joined at the crotch 

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

joined at the crotch by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

joined at the hip-hop 

Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.

Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."

joined at the hip-hop by @Bugyack October 21, 2013

january joiner 

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

january joiner by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

Joiner 

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

Joiner by Luke Puke March 31, 2013