john smiths

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it

i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer

by b bibble August 31, 2005

John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.

Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us

by urnotmax December 6, 2025

johnsmith

A spasian person that is composed of 99.9% of pure, concentrated badassery that God intended to place in the universe.

Damn, that fight was something that only a johnsmith could put up. I feel bad for that other poor basterd.

by lucky to write johnsmith August 11, 2010

JohnSmithism

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.

The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015