Johannes
Johannes by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023
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Has a big ass but no fucking dick.
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Johannes
He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
Johannes by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
Johannes Gutenberg
Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005
johannes bogaards
Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
johannes bogaards by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014
Johannes Gutenberg
Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
Johannes Gutenberg by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
Johannes bread
Johannes bread by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022