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joelinton 

A goat known to men and football alike. His record of 7 goals (and counting)in 81 games is unparalleled in world football. There has been no man more leng or beautiful to ever exist and it’s been known that millions of women and men support Newcastle just to catch a glimpse of his masculine presence. He is the epitome of male “sexiness”.
I want to be like Joelinton when I grow up.
joelinton by Goatlinton November 29, 2021
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Joelinton 

The greatest footballer ever known to man kind, who also possesses the greatest comeback of a career in world history. He was transferred over to Newcastle from Hoffenheim for £40 million to play BruceBall. As proven by many of the other players used by Steve Bruce, Steve didn’t know how to use him properly. He used Joelinton in the number 9 position, when at Hoffenheim he was used on the wing. Unsurprisingly, he was shocking. With many people thinking he found his level after scoring against Rochdale in the FA Cup. However, soon after, in October 2021, Newcastle United was taken over by the Public Investment Fund (80%), the Rueben Brothers (10%), and Amanda Staveley (10%). After one game, they sacked Steve Bruce and soon after hired Eddie Howe. This is a man who, in the words of Steve Bruce, ‘Got Bournemouth relegated’. While he was severely underfunded. The took over a year out to study managers elsewhere and came back ready. He took over Newcastle when they were 19th with no wins in 14 games and finished that season in 11th. In late December, Newcastle played Manchester United. This was the first game where Joelinton was used as a midfielder. He dropped a masterclass and nutmegged Marcus Rashford. This sky rocketed his confidence and has since then became a staple in Newcastles midfield, even with the likes of Bruno Guimaraes and Sandro Tonali.
‘Joelinton has dropped another masterclass

‘When doesn’t he?’
Joelinton by JoelintonLover August 13, 2023
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Joelina is a person who loves to water the flowers. You also can call her the “Blumenfee!“ Ses
You like watering flowers? You are a big Joelina!
Joelina by Nadine27 January 5, 2017
I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.
Joeling by Gvilleddq January 3, 2014

Joelina Varughese

A girl, who's super funny and extroverted and a great friend as well as very pretty and charismatic. Can be a terrorist at times and likes to eat leaves for some reason? Joelina gets excellent grades and plays electric guitar and base. To top off this amazing creation of a human, she sings and is destined to fall in love with Michael and start a beautiful family where they'll live happily ever after with beautiful kids and a great rich lifestyle. She also has a really hot friend named sam who'd do anything for her since she's his bsf.
Damn! my neighbor's house got blown up! Darn must be a *Joelina Varughese*.
OMG where are the leaves on my tree??? They've all been eaten! Must be a *Joelina*!!
Oh my gawd see that hot guy michael over there? no u don't, hes only for Joelina so back tf up pussio b4 u get chipped in the mouth. But her bsf Sam is single tho😏.
Joelina Varughese by Swaguel November 24, 2022
Acting like a fool, driving down the road with techno blaring out the windows, smoking a blunt.
yo, were you Joelin' down the street the other day?
Joelin' by mr. goodcat7722 March 29, 2010
When you are sitting in a crowd of friends and nod off to sleep in mid sentence
Jason was joeling in the middle of dinner last night
joeling by Shikokuken September 11, 2015